Dear Teeth: I hate you.

Dear Teeth:
Hi Teeth! How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Wasn't that a great meal tonight? Thanks for all the chewing and what not. You're the best.
One thing though. You know those guys way in the back? No, not you molars, we're cool. The one's next to you. Yeah, those, uh, "wisdom teeth." (Self-righteous jerks...) Well, it turns out they are causing some problems.
I know what you're thinking, "Hey, wisdom teeth might have some problems, but they're part of the team!" Well, guess what? It turns out we don't even need them. Yeah, I don't know if you noticed but there are 32 of you guys. Do you really think 28 is suddenly going to cause us to starve? Of course not.
With that said, I want to apologize for what is going to happen on Wednesday. It's going to be crazy and probably a little scary for all involved, but it'll be alright. I promise a steady diet of ice cream, pudding and apple sauce for at least a day. No work for you guys at all!
Please give my regards to gums, taste buds and hangey-down thing.



1 comment:

T said...

Thankyou so much! I know that you probably need some cheer more than I do, but I am selfish and loved your story. Hee hee...I STILL miss you all! I hope you are on the mend...Jonah has already had tooth extraction surgery! We just talked about it tonight. He said it didn't hurt at all. So, that's what my 5 year old has on you. Talk to you soon? Tammy (I am still working on sending you your refresher stuff, maybe you can visit and accidentally have your baby here!)